Gran Torino (2008)
Youa: You’re funny.
Walt Kowalski: I’ve been called a lot of things, but never funny.
Walt Kowalski: I once fixed a door that wasn’t even broken yet.
Sue Lor: The Lutherans brought us over.
Walt Kowalski: Everybody blames the Lutherans.
Walt Kowalski: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.
Father Janovich: What can I do for you Walt?
Walt Kowalski: I’m here for confession.
Father Janovich: Holy Jesus, what did you do?
Walt Kowalski: [to Father Janovich] I think you’re an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.